Our best Halloween jokes

How to scare people off? Use really bad jokes. We gathered our favourites, don’t say we did not warn you.... MUAhahahahahhaa!  

What is a mummy´s favourite type of music?
/ Wrap music. 

Where do baby ghosts go in daytime?
/ Day-scare.  

How do monsters tell their future?
/ They read their horror-scope. 

What did the ghost teacher say to their class?
/ "Watch the board and I´ll go through it again” 


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
/ I-scream!

Who won the skeleton beauty competition?
/ No body. 

What do skeletons say before dining?
/ Bone appetit!

What did the vampire say to the invisible man? 
/ Long time no see!

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
/ Because he is a pain in the neck.  

Why don't skeletons like parties?
/ They have no body to dance with. 


Why was the little ghost crying?
/ Because he wanted his Mummy. 


This is how much fun we thought our Halloween jokes were... Big green, hairy and scary hugs from all of us to all of you BUUUH! Follow our less scary but nevertheless crazy everyday here @baseofsweden








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